Remnants of a Wednesday Night, by STG
Step 1: Pour last glass from yesterday's bottle of pinot grigio, grab crackers to eat with new favorite cheese, eat/drink while staring blankly into fridge in hopes of finding dinner-for-one inspiration.
Step 2: Turn up speaker volume to hear KEXP playing new Bright Eyes album.
Step 3: Make garlic mashed potatoes with asiago cheese for dinner; grab hoppy beer (since white wine bottle is now empty) and pour into champagne flute.
Step 4: Watch Portlandia clips online and feel weird hearing myself laugh out loud when no one else is around.
Step 5: Thumb through Julia's Kitchen Wisdom, for a daily dose of cooking know-how.
Step 6: Eat remaining truffles sent from mother-in-law in Canada.
Step 7: Consider watching HOWL since it's here via Netflix, but pass since the dream sequences in the first 20 minutes were too cartoony.
Step 8: Finish tax return, feel slightly productive, eat spoonful of chocolate gelato, write blog post and go to bed.
Recap: Mashed potatoes as a meal, beer in a champagne glass to make life a little fancier, chocolate truffles, chocolate gelato and some other stuff in between.